yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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