This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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