Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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