we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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