i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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