Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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