i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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