She's JV to your varsity
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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