This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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