Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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