i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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