I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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