she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
this hospital has no fireball
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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