No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
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She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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