nut hugger
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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