i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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