i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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