i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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