So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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