i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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