Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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