what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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