Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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