Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
