i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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