Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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