Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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