Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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