She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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