i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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