Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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