I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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