You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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