PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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