Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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