GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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