no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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