we're blogging at a bar
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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