is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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