how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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