DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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