why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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