I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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