If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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