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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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