We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Randomize
