Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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