he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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