do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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