forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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