4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Randomize
