It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I think a kid would responsible me up
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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