All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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