i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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