sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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