All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Sorry about my life...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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